Listen up now, Island Uncle got something important to tell you

You see them walking down the beach in the sunset light

Curves and muscles moving, everything feels right

Your heart start pounding like a drum in your chest

Your brain stop working, hormones do the rest

It’s like the sky getting dark, wind start to blow

You feel the pressure dropping, electricity show

That’s not love coming, mon, that’s something else

That’s category five heading straight for yourself

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Don’t do it!)

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Listen good!)

When the storm is raging and you can’t think straight

Go home, tie down your life, and WAIT

Don’t marry the hurricane!

Old people warning you, but you don’t hear nothing

Your body screaming “YES!” while your mind saying “Run thing!”

You making promises, talking about forever

But forever with the wrong person? That ain’t clever

When that hurricane hit, everything look amazing

Powerful and beautiful, absolutely blazing

But after the storm pass, what you gonna find?

Broken rafters, no foundation, nothing left behind

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Don’t do it!)

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Take advice!)

When the storm is raging and you can’t think straight

Shut the door, board the windows, and WAIT

Don’t marry the hurricane!

Ask the old folks, they’ll tell you true

“Fall in love with character, not what the body do”

Can they cook? Can they listen? Can they fix things?

Do they laugh easy? Work hard? Treat people kind?

‘Cause when the hurricane beauty fade away

And the storm calm down to normal day

You gonna wake up next to someone every morning

Better make sure you LIKE them, that’s the warning!

I’m not saying don’t feel the attraction, no

But feeling it and acting on it? Two different roads

When that hurricane coming, respect the power

Go home, secure yourself, give it some hours

Maybe days, maybe weeks, let the weather clear

Then go back and see if the person still appear

Beautiful in the calm, when the wind die down

THAT’S when you know if love is around

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Learn from me!)

Don’t marry the hurricane! (Save your life!)

Fall in love with the person, not the storm

Fall in love with the character, that’s the norm

Don’t marry the hurricane!

Don’t marry the hurricane!

No, no, no…

Island Uncle speak the truth, mon

The hard truth!